*Disclaimer - I cannot be held accountable for anything stated in this blog post and if you hold me accountable I will simply blame it on the hormones. This is just
my perspective on
my pregnancy...so far. Sorry if it offends anyone. Actually, I am not sorry. And oh yeah, there is some cursing in this blog entry, not a lot, but some. Consider yourself warned.
1. Speaking of cursing, I have come to realize that pregnancy hormones have allowed me to hone my cursing at other driver's skills (or lack there of) to an unprecedented level. Sailors ain't got nothin' on me during the rush-hour commute.
2. I hate all pregnant celebrities. Apparently every single one of them never experienced any sickness and can eat whatever they want and stay slim and have time to go to Pilates everyday with their private trainer. I want to scratch their eyes out. Especially that Victoria's Secret model I saw this week on People.com who is running around the beach in her teeny tiny bikini at 5 months pregnant.
3. The best thing about maternity pants is that you never have to worry if your fly is down.
4. I am a stomach sleeper. I miss sleeping on my stomach. A lot.
5. TMI.
6. Whoever said that women are supposed to have boundless energy in the second trimester is wrong. All I want to do is eat and sleep.
7. Pregnancy is not for the faint of heart. This is some tough shit. Props to all the moms out there!
8. Unsolicited advice is always so helpful. <sarcasm>
9. When I tell women over 55ish that we have decided not to find out the sex of the baby it is 100% guaranteed to incite a conversation about how ridiculous it is today that women have to know the sex of their baby and that when they were pregnant they just had to wait until the baby was born to find out.
10. TMI.
11. The generosity and excitement of our friends and family has caught me totally off-guard. Completely. Honestly, it makes me feel like I should have been a better friend and way more excited for others when they were pregnant. So, I am sorry for anyone out there who has been pregnant and I wasn't more excited. I really sucked at that.
12. I am a little worried that the following is still true for me...even now that I am pregnant: if I see a puppy my heart pitter-patters and I can only think about how much I would love a puppy. Conversely, when I see a baby I want to run the other way. I am still gonna be a good mom, right?
13. TMI.
14. Confession: I have a "B" bump and not a "D" bump. It is getting more like a "D" bump each day, but that is the main reason I have not taken or posted any bump pictures. My bump isn't all that "cute" just yet. Shallow? Perhaps.
15. Tuna has been the best husband I could ever imagine. He has supported me, never questioned me, and been my rock. Our relationship has been elevated to another level since we found out we are going to be parents. I cannot wait for him to finally be a dad. He has taken such great care of me that I know he will be such an amazing dad. So much so that I am worried I could be displaced by the baby!
16. I still cannot believe that I am pregnant. Honestly. I never thought this would happen for us. Ever.
17. TMI.
18. The idea of registering has been the single scariest thing I have encountered. How in the hell am I supposed to know what I need and what brand is best? Or what my baby is going to like or not like? So many questions... And thanks to everyone for their input on FB. It has really helped.
19. I get really mad when I talk about how we want to raise our child and people snicker. This has happened several times. Look, I get it. Nothing in our life is going to be the same. What we have planned, our kid is probably going to disrupt that plan in some way. Nothing is predictable with kids. But when I tell you how we hope to parent our child and that we have an idea of how we want our child to be I really don't need your little look or comment that is pitying or condescending in the "you just don't have any clue" way - keep that to yourself. Thanks.
20. The first thing that people do when they see me or find out that I am expecting is look at my stomach. Just sayin'. It doesn't really bother me at all, I just find it really funny. In fact, I probably did the same thing to other pregnant women.
21. I find myself making sure that I don't leave the house without snacks in my purse. I am convinced this is just my body's way of preparing me for when the baby arrives and I have to pack snacks. I call this "snack dress rehearsal".
22. When all is said and done my only wish for my child is that he or she is a good person.
23. I am in awe that our bodies can carry and nourish and grow a baby. That is simply amazing.
24. 9 months apparently = 40 weeks (in pregnancy years).
25. TMI.
26. I cannot figure out this whole heartburn thing. No matter what I eat or how much I eat I get heartburn. I have been through a bottle of Tums in the last month. By the way, the Wal-Mart brand of Tums is much better than the actual Tums (unpaid advertisement).
27. The internet can be a scary, scary place. But I have also been reassured by some of the information I have found, too.
28. Back to the cursing...Tuna thinks I shouldn't curse because the baby can now hear me. I am not sure how I feel about that.
29. I think that 3D ultrasounds are kind of scary. I am not sure why, but they creep me out.
30. I haven't had any weird cravings. But the 2 things I have eaten the most of are peanut butter and salsa (not together).
31. My stomach has shrunk. I can now eat half of a pimento cheese sandwich and about 10 Triscuits and feel completely full. For the whole day.
32. I have come to realize in the past few days that I do have limitations. I should not be lifting boxes and moving heavy objects. This is hard for me to accept as I am a "doer".
33. Whiny Confession: In the next few months I will be working full time, taking 6 hours of graduate school, completing 130 hours for my internship, creating a graduate level digital portfolio, earning my masters, finishing up with School Art 2012, beginning School Art 2013, looking for a library job, surviving Rodeo, surviving BBQ, living life, preparing for a baby, and oh yeah, giving birth. The thought of all of this is overwhelming, daunting, frightening, and has me shaking in my shoes. I know I can do it, but as of today it seems like a lot. And it is a lot. I try not to whine as it is all stuff I have chosen to take on. But I am scared as to whether or not I can get it all done. Ok...end of whine. I WILL get it ALL done!
That is all I can think of for now. I suspect that my list will grow/change as time goes on. Next up is an appointment on the 26th. It is a regular appointment, so we will report on that afterwards.
xoxo,
Lisa